BC JOKES

BROWN COLLAR JOKES

I'm a Brown Collar Worker

No Coffee, No Workee!

A Skim Skipper,

Came to our Bitty City,

With a Dim Whim,

Of Skimming Cream,

By vending Fool Jewels,

To the Hock Shop.

The Gent Went,

And showed his Fair Ware,

A Finger Ringer,

With a Nice Price.

The Buy Guy asked Why,

The Gold was too Old,

And to the Crap Chap,

Sold a fur Stole,

With a moth Hole.

The Skim Skipper,

Hipped a Trip,

To the De-denter Center,

Where he was told No Dough,

And bought a Scarred Car.

The Trick Dick,

Went to the Dye Sty,

Showed an Arm Charm,

A Real Deal,

For only Four Score,

The Curled Girls,

Chatted about the Charm,

But Shied from the Buy,

And sold him the Breast Vest,

Of a Fame Dame.

On the way to the Butt Hut,

The Scarred Car Bled Dead,

The Car Ward,

Asked three hundred Clams for a new Cam,

Cash in Hand before they Began.

The Skim Skipper offered the Fake Fur,

The Fool Jewels,

The Arm Charm,

And the Breast Vest,

Of the Fame Dame.

The Hick Mechanic,

Rebuffed the Stuff,

Saying it doesn't Fill the Bill,

No Dough, No Go,

and pay for the Tow.

The Bad Cad,

Cursed and reached for his Purse,

And when the Car was up to Par,

Got into the Dull Hulk,

And Flitted from our City.