BC JOKES

A Number Plumber,

Saw a Lumber Plumber.

To build a Deeper Jeep Keep,

For the new Clan Van,

After he put a Dent,

In the hood Ornament,

When he Tore through the Door.

The Lumber Plumber,

Said it would be a Pleasure to Measure,

For a the New Queue,

But asked for a Grand, before he Began.

The Number Plumber,

Paid the Pelf,

But asked for a Receipt,

So he could Cheat,

On his Tax Sheet.

The Lumber Plumber,

Went to the Board Store,

For the Gross Cost,

Of the Deep Jeep Keep.

The Lumber Plumber,

Explained his Plan,

to his Principal Principal,

And Diagrammed the Scam.

One Gee of Fee to Raze the old Place,

Ten Gees of Fees for Wood and Wire, Doors and Floors,

Three Gees of Fees to Erect the new Project,

Three Cees of Fees to Stain the Stand,

And told the Number Plumber,

Fourteen point Three Gees,

If you Please.

The Number Plumber,

Who Stinted on his Cents,

Groaned and Moaned,

And was Averse to Imburse,

From his Purse,

The Moat of Notes,

And Asked to Slash the Cash.

The Lumber Plumber,

Declined to Cut his Cut,

But offered to Pare the Square,

To which the Number Plumber,

Acceded and Agreed.

The Lumber Plumber,

Again went to the Board Store,

For the Gross Cost,

Of the cheaper Keep.

One Gee of Fee to Raze the old Place,

Eight Gees of Fees for Wood and Wire, Doors and Floors,

Twenty five Cees of Fees to Erect the new Project,

Two Cees of Fees to Stain the Stand,

And told the Number Plumber,

Eleven point seven Gees,

If you Please.

The Number Plumber,

Still was Averse to Imburse,

From his Purse,

And Phrased that he would Raze the old Place,

Stain the Stand,

And asked to Slash more Cash.

The Lumber Plumber,

Offered to Split his Profit,

And to Pare the Square,

To which the Number Plumber

Again Acceded and Agreed.

The Lumber Plumber,

Again went to the Board Store,

For the Gross Cost,

Of the cheaper cheap Jeep Keep.

Seven Gees of Fees for Wood and Wire, Doors and Floors,

Thirteen Cees of Fees to Erect the new Project,

And told the Number Plumber,

Eight point Three Gees,

If you Please.

The Number Plumber,

Sighed and Cried,

Still was Averse to Imburse,

From his Purse,

But Acceded and Agreed,

And Contracted to the Pact.

The Lumber Plumber,

Shored the Floor for Mortar,

Sawed the Wood,

Installed the Walls,

Mingled the Shingles,

Cored the Doors,

Planed the Panes,

And Erected the new Project.

When the Feat was Complete,

The Lumber Plumber,

Dashed with his Stash and Hid his Hide.

The Number Plumber,

Put a Dent,

In the hood Ornament,

Of the new Clan Van,

When he Tore through the Door,

Of the Cheap Keep.

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