I'm a Brown Collar Worker
No Coffee, No Workee!
A Truck Cluck, had a Slob Job,
Carrying Freight Weight, in a Big Rig,
Over the Gray Highway, for Lean Green.
He Gave and Slaved, for a Cost Boss,
At a Stingy Company, Carrying Cargo from Chicago.
Steel to Mobile, Cane to Bowling Green,
Scent to Crescent, Fleece to St. Louis,
Saffron to Akron, Rubber to Dover,
Sole to Buffalo, Mint to Flint.
He called the Haul Stall,
To the Cost Boss,
Said he Longed for his Lodge,
For an Occupation Vacation.
The Drover Ogre,
Told the Striver Driver,
His Missus Missed,
And the Children had a Yen,
But to Browse to the House,
Peel the Wheels,
Because he needed Dough for Chicago.
The Motor rolled Over in Wendover,
The Clutch went Dutch in Hutchins,
He had a Wreck in Quebec,
The Reefer went into De-ice in Van Nuys,
First Gear went to the Rear in Debeer,
And the Brakes Broke in Pembroke.
He called to the Haul Stall,
To the Cost Boss,
Said he Longed for his Lodge,
For an Occupation Vacation.
The Drover Ogre,
Told the Striver Driver,
His Missus Missed,
And the Children had a Yen,
But to Browse to the House,
Peel the Wheels,
Because he needed Dough for Chicago.
He hauled Grain to Racine through the flat Terrain,
Cans to Athens through the pouring Rains,
Sherry to Greeley through the Green Valley,
Ell to Nashville through the pounding Hail,
Hay to Monterey through a fog of Gray,
He called to the Haul Stall,
To the Cost Boss,
Said he Longed for his Lodge,
For an Occupation Vacation.
The Drover Ogre,
Told the Striver Driver,
His Missus Missed,
And the Children had a Yen,
But to Browse to the House,
Peel the Wheels,
Because he needed Dough for Chicago.
He carted Green Beans to New Orleans, Beer to Butte,
Cress to Las Vegas, Birch to New Port Beach,
Tuna to Altoona, Hog Jowls to Twin falls,
Meal to Knoxville, Grease to Phoenix,
He called to the Haul Stall,
To the Cost Boss,
Said he Longed for his Lodge,
For an Occupation Vacation.
The Drover Ogre,
Told the Striver Driver,
His Missus Missed,
And the Children had a Yen,
But to Browse to the House,
Peel the Wheels,
Because he needed Dough for Chicago.
On a Blue Tuesday, the Truck Cluck,
Arrived in Chicago, with Truck under Tow,
Told the Drover Ogre, he had Dough for Chicago,
A whole Spread of Wonderbread, for the Wed Shed.
The Striver Driver, now Rushes Buses,
Carrying Children to Learn, in a Little Bitty City,
And Laughs about his Load of Dough for Chicago.
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