BC JOKES

BROWN COLLAR JOKES

I'm a Brown Collar Worker

No Coffee, No Workee!

The Nag Hag gave me a Crap Gab,

I had a Drunk Funk from a Big Binge,

But told her I grieved that I deceived,

And would leave if she didn't believe,

She opened her Yap Trap,

Gave me more Crap,

So I took off with a scoff,

Saying no more sermon, cause I'm gone.

I grabbed a Bag,

Went to a Rent Gent,

Without a cent.

He said, "No Pay, No Stay!"

So I stuck to the Truck,

Until I got the Bucks.

The Room was like a Tomb,

With no Table under the Gable,

Nor a Chair Anywhere.

I went to the Cheap Keep,

Bought Bare Ware,

To furnish my Lair.

I ate Crude Food,

Went to the Cash Wash,

To Hose my Clothes.

Passed a Month of Mays,

My wife Tied her Pride, Phoned to come Home,

Proposed a Close to our Wedding Woes.

I Chimed that I was having a good Time,

Filling my Gills with Pale Ale,

Chick Checking at the Ear Sear.

But I Moaned when I was Alone,

Missed the Missus,

And Yenned for the Children.

Passed another Month of Mays,

I Tied my Pride, called my Doll,

Proposed a Close to our Wedding Woes.

She Chimed that she was having a good Time,

Filling her Gills with High Rye,

While Eyeing the Guys in the Bum Slum.

Passed another Month of Mays,

We tied our Pride, Slated a Date,

Proposed a Close to our Wedding Woes,

We Chimed that we were having a bad Time,

Let the Guys Fill their Gills,

And Chick Check in the Ear Sear,

Let the gals drink the High Rye,

And Eye the Guys in the Bum Slum,

There was no Dome like our Home!