BC JOKES | BROWN COLLAR JOKES

I'm a Brown Collar Worker

No Coffee, No Workee!

On a Fay Play Day, A Slick Hick,

Went to a Bum Slum to drink a Pail of Ale.

When he was Pie Eyed, he Spied a Sassy Lassy,

With Shy Eyes, Face of Grace,

Fair Hair, Class Ass,

And Blessed with Big Breasts.

They Dance and Pranced, Walked and Talked,

And Filled their Gills with Pale Ale.

He Shouted and Spouted, that he Loved like a Dove,

And Vowed his Wow for the Daring Dame.

They Browsed to her House for a Spark Lark,

Where she Scoured the Powder and Stashed her Lashes,

Whipped off the Wig and Bared her Hair,

Cleared the Rear Gear and Buffed her Butt,

Divested the Rest and showed her Bitty Titties.

The Pretty Kitty had a Shoddy Body but Warm Charm.

They Meshed their Flesh, had Quite a Night.

Came the AM, she Roused him from the House,

Saying Pray Day was for the People's Steeple.

The Slick Hick Passed on the Mass,

But Asked the Lass for a Late Date,

She agreed with Zeal for an evening Meal.

That is the Glory Story of how the Plain Jane,

Got the Main Man as told by Papa and my Ma.

Papa Speaks with a Meek Cheek,

That the cover of a Book is like a Hook,

Beware of a Pretty Betty with a Classic Physique.

Mama Avows Now, a big Wooer needs a pretty Lure,

So Doll up the Dish if you Wish for the Fish!