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I'm a Brown Collar Worker

No Coffee, No Workee!

A Staid Maid from our Bitty City,

As a Sassy Lassy had a Dire Desire,

To Claim a Name and be a Fame Dame.

She had an Ace Face, and Strong Lungs,

Lissome Legs, and Drilled her Skills,

She Rented a Ten Percenter, who Got her a Go in a Toe Shoe.

She Pranced and Danced, the Fans gave her a Hand,

But a venomic Critic Canned and Panned,

"She Led with Peg Legs!"

The Gent Agent again Went, got her a Starting Part in a Broadway Play,

She quoted and Emoted, the audience gave her a Gloat Vote and,

Encored for more Score.

But the Venomic Critic Wrote a quote,

"She Skunked and the Stage Stunk"

The Spent Agent Looked and Booked, a Big Gig in a Live Jive Hive,

She Sang and the hall Rang, the Grateful Gateful Leered and Cheered.

But the Venomic Critic Billed and Killed,

"Gross Voice with Nill Skill!"

And Smeared her Career.

When the Venomic Critic made a Test Request,

For the hand of the Smarting Starlet,

She Mused, Enthused, and Yessed with Zest.

At the Ring Fling, when the Feast Priest Pried,

"Who would Deny the Bride?", she Replied, "It is I!"

And Filed down the Aisle leaving a Jilted Bill,

An Agog Mob, and Guests in a Mess.

When the Snide Bride alit in our Bitty City,

She Unpacked her Sack, and Spoke as a Joke,

Better to the Letter,

To be a Staid Maid,

In a Good Mood,

Than a Hate Mate,

To an Acidic Critic!