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I'm a Brown Collar Worker

No Coffee, No Workee!

Roger the Codger, on a Gay May Day, met a Hoochie Coochie Tootsie, Doing Shake and Quake, and the Moolah Hula

for some Lean Green In a Bitty City Point Joint.

He got the Hot Trots for this Juicy Lucy, and he Tried and Plied her with Fine Wine, strived to Win her with a

gourmet Dinner.

He Yenned to Sin, and Spent for Scent, Roses and Shows, Bar Cars and Stars, Rings and Things,

but Failed to Avail with this Choosy Floozie.

He Flashed Cash, Showed Dough, then her Urge Surged. He Bought a Lot, and for his future Spouse a House.

She fussed that trust was a must, filled him with lust.

When he Rendered legal Tender, the Bar Belle Lied, and Hied.

Jumped the Bump, gave Roger the Codger the Dump, Departed with his Heart, and Run with his Funds.

A Wiser Miser, Roger the Codger Got the Mot,

"Go to the Brew Zoo for Bare Fare!"

"Go to the Pew Queue for True Woo!"