BC JOKES | BROWN COLLAR JOKES

I'm a Brown Collar Worker

No Coffee, No Workee!

When I was a Shop Cop, I did a Quint Stint,

On a Gyp Ship, During a Winter Denter, And earned Deluxe Bucks.

The Boob Tube said "Invest with the Best, and watch the Dough Flow!".

So, I went to the Share Square, and saw the Main Brain.

He said the Hot Spot was "Byon Iron" to watch my Dough Grow.

I Spent my Mint and Dreamed Cream.

A month later the Capital Capitol announced the iron Vein Drained and Byron Iron did a Cold Fold.

Doing a Royal Boil, I went to the Share Square, saw the Main Brain,

I told him, "Hand Back my Jack, Mack!"

"No Soap!", He said, "There was no Hope.",

But put my Name on a Blame Claim because they were going to hire a Lip Gyp,

And go to the Case Place to Obtain the Remains of Byron Iron.

A year later, I went to the Share Square and saw the Main Brain Again.

He said my Bit of the Chit was Fifty Chips,

But I owed seventy to the Lip Gyp for Attorney's Fees.

Now I go to the Book Crook for my Rambling Gambling,

And the Sav'n Haven for my Cash Stash.