BC JOKES

Brown Collar Jokes for Rednecks

Original Jokes Wit and Humor

I'm a Brown Collar Worker!

No Coffee, No Workee!

Dopeynitions:

Fundamentalist     -  Amusement of a psychic

Application            - Beginning of the process of denial

Job resume           - Recap of former positions desired

Bomb Threat         - Warning of "FART'S COMING"

Pager                    - Obsolete text messaging device that existed before cellphones    were invented.

Expectorator         - Sore fan of a losing ball team

Credit                    - That which you can't get when you need it the most

Thong                   - Holds a sandal on a man, what does it hold on a woman?

Appropriation        - Legal robbery

Alarm                     - Device designed to ruin the best dreams

Shortcut                - That which is done to save on maintenance costs

Maintenance         - That which is tried when shortcuts no longer work 

Opinion                 - A bunch of words that no one wants to hear

Good Judgement  - That which was lost long ago but which everybody claims to have now

Paramedics           - Two Docs

Booby Trap           - Device for catching idiots

Elevators               - There are three types: up, down, & out of service, none of which is going in your direction.

Stairways              - Designed to suck the breath out of you and make your legs ache

Fountain of Youth - Plastic Surgery

Advertisement       - Art of selling a bad product to good people

Reality                   - That which comes before common sense

Employee              - Legal slave

Network                 - A meshing of different computer processes through various electronic devices into one                                                   system that occasionally works.

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